Great Design + Great SEO = Winning Combo
We’re the anti-agency agency.
A bunch of marketing nerds with one goal: rank your business higher than the “pretty” guys.
We build ridiculously simple, almost embarrassingly ugly websites — featuring hand-drawn stickmen and the design skills of a kindergartener — and then dominate Google with them.
Why? Because we’re here to prove a point:
“It’s not only about how your site looks — it’s about how your site works.”
Beauty alone gets compliments. Structure + Beauty gets customers.
We Can Even Make Ugly Win
We make ugly websites that outrank beautiful ones.
That’s it. That’s the pitch.
Real SEO – not the kind that just checks boxes, but the kind that gets phones ringing.
Lead Generation – forms, funnels, and call-to-actions that convert like crazy.
Google Domination – because what’s the point of a website if nobody finds it?
Conversion Psychology – ugly sites that are secretly engineered to guide users to take action.
Proof-Based Marketing – backed by numbers, rankings, and real results, not pretty sliders.
We don’t care if you’re a plumber, a lawyer, or an HVAC tech — we’ll build the “worst-looking” site in your industry…
and make it the best-performing.
Proof We Rank
Talk is cheap.
So instead of flexing with fancy buzzwords, we’ll let Google speak for us.
Here’s what our “hideous” little stickman sites are doing out in the wild:
🚿 stickmanplumber.com
✅ Ranked #1 for “emergency plumber”
✅ Ranks on page 1 for 15+ high-intent plumbing keywords
✅ Gets visits daily — and yes, people trust it more than the pretty ones
Why This Site Exists
Because someone had to say it:
Designers are lying to you.
You don’t need a $10,000 site with cinematic drone footage and swoopy animations.
You need visibility, trust, and customers.
This site exists to make a point (and prove it with data):
Substance beats style.
SEO beats slideshows.
Conversions beat compliments.We launched this intentionally ugly, kid-doodle-looking site to outrank the beautiful ones and expose a simple truth:
It’s not how your website looks. It’s how it works.
And if this site — with its stick figures and Comic Sans — is outranking the glossy competitors in your industry…
well, what does that tell you?
We’re not here to impress.
We’re here to embarrass the “pretty sites” — with results.
Compare Our Numbers
Load Speed
Bounce Rate
Keyword Rankings Top 3
Conversion Rate
Monthly Leads
Work With Real Pros
Tired of paying “creative agencies” to build you an online museum no one visits?
Work with the weirdos who know what actually works.
We’re not here to win design awards. We’re here to:
✅ Rank your site
✅ Make your phone ring
✅ Get your calendar booked
✅ And roast your competitor’s overpriced homepage while we do it
We’ve built sites for plumbers, attorneys, HVAC techs, roofers, and more — all with the same ugly charm and SEO muscle that gets real results.
